harryedward:

A windows phone could literally predict the future and I would still want an iPhone

largecoin:

she has a framed photo of herself walking through her door

armadillo:

True friends are ones who’s wifi automatically connects to your phone

astolat:

theirtinywings:

samjohnssonvt:

gryphonrhi:

thezhenger:

chris control your goddamn face you have just gone through an extremely painful super-serum transformation you did not just have the diddly doo orgasm

…actually, at this point, Steve’s just now experiencing the sudden absence of both recent extreme pain and long-term low level pain.  He’s probably so high on endorphins that the expression is completely accurate.

Also, he was asthmatic. This is the first time in twenty years that his lungs work. Ever had an oxygen high?

Might not be an O-face folks, but homeboys high as a kite.

*reblogs to save deeply inspirational commentary*

2yrs:

take a chill pill, your honor

hellapugs:

when shots are fired but you have a good comeback

sixpenceee:

sorry satan, I was kinda busy

givemetrills:

coffee is the most important meal of the day

killergoth:

take me here on our first date

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