A windows phone could literally predict the future and I would still want an iPhone
she has a framed photo of herself walking through her door
True friends are ones who’s wifi automatically connects to your phone
chris control your goddamn face you have just gone through an extremely painful super-serum transformation you did not just have the diddly doo orgasm
…actually, at this point, Steve’s just now experiencing the sudden absence of both recent extreme pain and long-term low level pain. He’s probably so high on endorphins that the expression is completely accurate.
Also, he was asthmatic. This is the first time in twenty years that his lungs work. Ever had an oxygen high?
Might not be an O-face folks, but homeboys high as a kite.
*reblogs to save deeply inspirational commentary*
when shots are fired but you have a good comeback
sorry satan, I was kinda busy
coffee is the most important meal of the day